Saturday, November 8, 2014

Saturday Spanking - November 8


Welcome back to Saturday Spanking, I love to have people come by and visit. I’m giving eight sentences today from the forth Cassie book, Cassie’s River Living. There is a new Cassie book completed and I’m hoping to hear soon if my publisher is going to take it. My eight sentences today show how trouble seems to follow poor Cassie and how her oft repeated claim, “It was Sue’s fault!” is often true.
To celebrate Cassie’s new home theater Sue decides to bring over a ‘dirty movie’ to share with Cassie and Annie. But the ladies, having not seen a true X-rated film in the past few decades, were horrified by what was in the screen before them. Stopping the offending video quickly Cassie and Annie begin teasing Sue about her movie choices. Sadly none of them thought to remove the DVD from the machine. That night coming back to the theater with all the husbands they didn’t give it a thought until Andy pushed play…

Reality dawned quickly on both Sue and me as we each turned and leaped from opposite sides at the remote. All we managed to do in that first frantic leap was knock the remote to the floor, and out of our immediate reach, and hit our heads together so solidly that you could have heard the crack down stairs. Grabbing my head with one hand, I continued to scramble after the remote. Sue and I managed to grab it at the same time and frantically began pushing buttons as I heard Tom roar, “Turn that off!
I couldn’t even see the buttons, we were just madly pressing anything in the hopes of stopping what was happening. We did manage to hit something that caused it to begin playing in fast speed – trust me, that did not help.


I hope you'll give the Cassie books a read.


                                   


Cassie's River

Don't forget the rest of the great snippets out here today.

32 comments:

  1. Oh no, I see trouble coming. Once you start to scramble for anything you know you're going to end up dropping it or breaking it or something. Poor Cassie, great snippet though PK :)

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    1. Thanks Constance, this is typical Cassie and Sue!

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  2. That frantic scene is so believable lol.
    I think Tom will only be unhappy about the public nature of the discovery.

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    1. True he was a little embarrassed in front of the gang.

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  3. OMG that was hilarious. I seriously spilt my coffee. MORE MORE MORE. A good giggle first thing Saturday morning is always great fun :)

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    1. Cassie and Sue even make me laugh. They are true friends who often weather the storm of annoyed husbands together.

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  4. Lol! OMG, that was so funny. I feel bad for her, but I'm so cracking up. Thank You!! :)

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    1. Thanks, they's bee fine. The guys were more annoyed and embarrassed than angry.

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  5. Hahaha That's hysterical. I can just see that! Very funny snippet!

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    1. Thanks Megan, I think deep down we all know this could happen to us.

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    1. Thanks Rayanna, I do love these women.

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  7. Cassie gets into the most fun trouble! I love reading about her.

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    1. That makes me happy Holla, Cassie is not a dull woman.

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  8. What exactly started playing on the T.V to make Tom so mad? Hmmm...Great snippet! :-)

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    1. I think perhaps something he thought best left in the privacy of one's bedroom. And can you just imagine him watching it in fast forward? LOL! Now get back to your studying!

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  9. I can just see Tom's reaction - he really can be a little prudish, I'm surprised Cassie has loosened him up a little by now.

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    1. LOL, you're always hard on Tom. No, he's not wild about his wife watching porn with her friends. But he will be reasonable.

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  10. "We did manage to hit something that caused it to begin playing in fast speed – trust me, that did not help."

    OMG too funny!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Can you imagine all that gang sitting around watching a little porn in fast speed?

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  11. You captured the total sense of panicked confusion really well in that snippet. Funny how everything goes wrong just when you need it to be right!

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    1. Thanks Tara, things do seem to go wrong in front of the wrong people.

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  12. LoL PK, that was so funny, Cassie and Sue do get themselves into some interesting predicaments! Loved when they accidentally pushed fast forward ... I'm sure that didn't help! LoL

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thanks Roz, I can just picture Tom's face.

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  13. LOL!! Cassie has an I Love Lucy sort of feel to her in this scene. We actually just had one of these moments. At a family dinner, my 6 year old picked up the remote to change the tv (which was on a music station for ambience) and somehow got to the "adult" channels at Grandpa's house. OMG!!!!!!

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    1. I love it, now that will add to a family dinner - did Grandpa have anything to say?

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  14. So funny. Trouble ahead.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. So true, but what fun to picture it all.

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