U is for undies

I must say that sexy undies are everywhere you look these days. My undies used to be sexier, but I’m a real live woman. I’m not a size two and I actually do thing during the day other that pose like a statue, so I’m probably not going to wear any of these.

I’m married to a real life man, a busy man – he goes to work each day and continues working once he comes home, in the yard, in the house and I don’t think he’ll be wearing any of these

I’m most grateful that beauty and sexy is in the eye of the beholder so I 

think we’ll stick with something more like these.